“There was this hot ass nerd at the bar dude…she was this huge geek and had on these thick glasses but I could tell she was SMOKIN’ underneath all that geekiness. There’s gotta be some freak in that geek…” ~74729
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#2: “Yeah I got some battery acid…” ~92607~
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Midnight Kiss ~ Vodka Drink
1 ½ oz. SKYY Infusions Passion Fruit
¾ oz. Campari
¾ oz. Mango Juice
¾ oz. Orange Juice
½ oz. Freshly squeezed lemon juice
Pour ingredients in mixing pint over ice. Shake vigorously and strain into martini glass with two cherries.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“Jett Vodka, infused with guarana, caffeine and ginsing, has the perfect cocktail to keep you going all night long. Premium Vodka, Limoncello, Grapefruit Juice and a splash of Prosecco, it is like a super charged leomon-drop, greyhound kinda thing. Yum!”
1oz. JETT Vodka
1 oz. Limoncello
1/2 oz. Fresh Grapefruit Juice
Splash of Prosecco or Champagne
Fill a chilled flute with all ingredients.
Garnish with a lemon twist.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...New Year’s Swanky Toast
Toast the New Year with this swanky cocktail from Sobieski.
Cheers!
New Year’s Swanky Toast
(Created by Francesco LaFranconi)
1 1/2 oz. Sobieski Polish Vodka
1/2 oz. Marie Brizard Crème de Cassis
1 oz. Cranberry Juice
Top with Brut-style Champagne (or Extra Dry-style for a sweeter taste)
Pour the vodka, crème de cassis and cranberry juice in a shaker tin with half cup of ice and stir gently and strain into a flute or cocktail-martini glass. Top up with 2-3 of chilled champagne. Garnish with 3 fresh cranberries floating on the drink.
Note: for an incredible “luxurious effect” coat the cranberry berries with 23 karat edible gold. Put some berries in a sandwich bag then add some gold flakes, seal the bag ad shake for 4-5second, the berries are now gold-coated.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mrs. Claus’ Wildside
1 750ml bottle (25 oz.) X-Rated Fusion Liqueur
1 750ml bottle (25 oz.) Cabo Wabo Blanco Tequila
25 oz. Pomegranate Juice
25 oz. Cranberry Juice
Combine one bottle of Cabo Wabo Blanco Tequila, one bottle of X-Rated Fusion Liqueur, 25oz of Pomegranate Juice, and 25oz of Cranberry Juice in a bowl. Serve mixture directly into ice filled glasses and stir to cool the mixture. Garnish with lime twist.
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16 ½ oz. X-Rated Fusion Liqueur
1 750ml bottle (25 oz.) SKYY Vodka
16 ½ oz. Orange Juice
16 ½ oz. Pineapple Juice
8 oz. Grenadine
Combine one bottle of SKYY Vodka, 16 ½ oz of X-Rated Fusion Liqueur, 16 ½ oz of Orange Juice, 16 ½ oz of Pineapple Juice, and 8oz of Grenadine in a bowl. Serve mixture directly into ice filled glasses and stir to cool the mixture. Garnish with slices of orange.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...X-Rated Holiday Punch
1 750ml bottle (25 oz.) X-Rated Fusion Liqueur
2 bottles pink champagne, chilled
2 six-ounce cans Cranberry juice concentrate
2 six-ounce cans Pink lemonade concentrate
1 qt club soda, chilled
Ice cubes
In large punch bowl, combine cranberry juice concentrate, lemonade concentrate, X-Rated Fusion Liqueur, club soda and champagne. Add ice cubes. Serve immediately. Garnish with slices of lemon.
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3 Cups Gold Rum
1 Cup Dark Rum
2 Quarts Half & Half
1 Cup Sugar
12 Eggs
4 tsp. Vanilla Extract
Nutmeg
In a large mixing bowl beat the eggs until light.
Add the sugar, then the half & half, rums, and vanilla. Cover and chill over night.
Take out of fridge about 1/2 hour before serving.
Serves 20
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Cranberry Christmas Punch
2 Cups Vodka
4 Cups Cranberry Juice
1 1/2 Cups Rose’s Lime Juice
2 Cups Water
3 tbsp. Sugar
Combine all ingredient in a large punch bowl. Add a large block of ice to keep it all cool.
Serves 20
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